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My Twenty Year Daughter

We get asked a lot of things. Little things, big things, funny things, stupid things and some utterly fucking retarded things. Here’s where Babby... 

14 Bacons, 1 Sandwich, All Kinds of Awesome

So, the other day my friend Jason from Regretful Morning decided to make me jealous by getting extra bacon x10 on his Subway turkey melt. He knows I love... 

The Greatest Gift…

I saw this Hallmark publication over at Rotating Corpse. They seemed to have a sarcastic attitude about the book, but I think it’s just too much... 

Coed Swimming Causes Pregnancy

Yes, really. At least according to a Polish mom and her now-pregnant daughter. (image via: foundshit) The mom is suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming that... 

TKO by Flying Corpse

Wu Dan had a bad day. He was riding his bike the other day and got knocked out by a flying corpse. Bet he wasn’t expecting THAT to happen. The... 

PSA: Drugs are Bad, M'kay?

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Gifts for the One You (Don't) Love

Had a bad breakup? Holding a grudge? There’s no need to get mad, you just need to get even. Success is the sweetest revenge, and you need to be... 

So, This Bird Walks Into a Store…

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. He waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks... 

Woman Steals Man's Genitals

And I thought the theft of my string trimmer was bad! Imagine if someone had stolen my va-jayjay! I’d be REALLY mad then. Anyway, in Nigeria (yeah,... 

My New Favorite Song

Okay, so by now you’ve all heard the Christian Bale on-set freakout recording. I’ll agree it was a nasty rant, but when you think about it,... 

Watch Out for Zombies

Of all the crimes I wish I would have committed, this one takes the cake. Hackers have been up to mischief in Texas. The Texas Department of Transportation...