A Minneapolis city worker was sprayed in the face with a large amount of blood while he was cleaning a sewer.Â The incident happened about two weeks ago.Â The worker wasn't wearing protective goggles or a mask so the blood got in his eyes, nose and mouth and has been quite traumatic for him.Â The blood apparently came from a lab that does medical testing and they have a permit to dump the blood.Â City officials say the worker was not wearing protective gear because his immediate supervisors did not know about the blood. (Umm.. he was cleaning a sewer, why wasn't he wearing protective gear already?)
In the future workers will be required to wear protective gear while cleaning at that manhole.Â This is baffling.. why aren't they protected while working in or near the sewer at any rate?Â Sewers are nasty places.. why would you be working in or around one without taking safety precautions?Â This story just sounds really weird to me.
After winning the NIT title over Clemson on Thursday night some West Virginia players wore shirts misspelling the word VIRGINIA.Â Muahhahahaahaaaa… too freaking funny.Â On their super special
ed t-shirts they forgot the last I in Virginia, so it was spelled Virgina like some hick pronounciation of the word "vagina".Â The team was so happy with their NIT trophy they didn't even notice the spelling error.
It looks likeÂ personal shrink, Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, could possibly be in some hot water over this – and I hope she is.Â The Broward County Medical Examiner found that none of the 11 drugs found in Smith's hotel room were prescribed to Smith, however all of the prescriptions were written by Dr. Khristine Eroshevich.Â The chloral hydrate that killed Smith was prescribed to Howard K. Stern.Â As TMZ points out, remember how Anna on the morning of her death was too weak to get out of bed on her own and had to be helped to the bathroom?Â Well the drugs that killed her were in a duffel bag in the room, not in bed with her.Â Who got the drugs for her?Â I'm sure she didn't get herself out of bed to go rummage through a duffel bag full of drugs if she was that weak and that sick already, which by all accounts she was that sick from the infection.Â So, Howard, who gave her your drugs?Â And who let her take enough to kill her?
Wow, homeschooling is looking better and better these days!
In New York a teacher was seen dipping the cap of her pen into a white powder in a plastic bag and then putting it two her nose. The two little girls who saw her were nine and ten years old and were part of the class she was teaching.Â Police found traces of white powder in the classroom.Â When they confronted the teacher at her home she admitted that she has a problem and turned over the bag of coke and two pen caps she used to snort it with in the classroom.Â She admits to using cocaine in front of the students.Â What a freak!
A lucky hamster was rescued from a kitchen pipe with the aid of a vacuum cleaner.Â The RSPCA couldn't help so help was sought from council wardens (police?).Â They tied hamster ladders and "Curly Wurly" barsÂ together to try to help little Henry out of the pipe but nothing worked until someone thought to use a new attackment on the vacuum cleaner.Â Henry was extracted and appeared to be completely unharmed aside from having worn down nails from trying to get out of the pipe himself.
A Croatian farmer thinks his female goat may have had sex with a bulldog.Â He claims the baby goat, who died shortly after being born, had the head of a bulldog.Â Vets say the animal just had a strange mutation.Â Poor little thing just looks like an ugly goat to me… but I'm no farmer.
Officials did a double take when they realized that the man they had booked for statuatory rape was actually a woman.Â The person booked as Alexander David Cross, after a trip to the shower was discovered to actually be Elaine Ann Cross.Â The defendant apparently had sexual contact with a 15 year old girl who thoughtÂ Cross was a man and wanted to marry "him".
Cross has pled guilty and will spend no time in prison as long as she can stay out of trouble for 6 years.Â Also as part of her plea agreement she must change her gender to female on her driver's license.
Beware of free doughnuts!Â 18 eighth graders were apparently given doughnuts laced with laxatives in Long Island, NY.Â Officials say noÂ one was injured but police are investigating the matter.Â The school district promises to take appropriate disciplinary action.
It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.