Paris Hilton May Face 90 Days In Jail
Prosecutors want Paris Hilton's probation revoked because she drove with a suspended license last month. LA prosecutors are confident that they have the evidence that could put Paris away for 90 days. Paris is on probation from an September 7 arrest in which she pleaded no contest to alcohol related reckless driving.
I say put her away. I don't know why someone so boring and brainless gets so many chances. Here's an opportunity for the judge to show her that driving while impaired is no joke, no matter who you are.
Body Part Washes Up On Knicks, Rangers Owners Property
The waters of Oyster Bay Harbor gave up some macabre secrets today. Cops say that a leg and other body parts washed up on a private beach may be linked to the tattooed torso of a woman recently found in a suitcase.
Michigan Officials Lose 15 Million Gallons Of Sewage
Have I said EWWWWW lately?
About 15 million gallons of partially treated sewer water has disappeared without a trace in Michigan. Officals noticed a leak in the 8 foot deep storage lagoon on Friday while taking samples. Wouldn't you love to have that job?Â
The partially treated water went down into a sinkhole and no one knows where it went after that. It's a big stinky mystery.
Tavern owner has both ears bitten off
An unfortunate Greek tavern owner had both his ears bitten off when he tried to break up a bar brawl. The incident happened during a Greece-Turkey soccer match when a group of Bulgarians shouted slogans in support of Turkey. Locals warned them to stop and then a scuffled ensued. When the tavern owner attepmeted to break it up he ened up on the floor with one ear being bitten off and the other being chewed off by the Bulgarians. He will need plastic surgery since the ears could not be sewn back on.
Man gives up sex to live forever
A Chinese man has vowed to live a celibate and vegan lifestyle because he believes this will help him live forever.
"Simple meals can clean my body, and an asexual life can keep my energy from becoming depleted," he says.
His wife has been granted a divorce.
Plastics Chemical Found in Recalled Pet Food
While the FDA says they could not find rat poison in the samples of recalled pet food they did find melamine, a product used in kitchen wares. A New York State Food Labratory had reported findings of rat poison in the Menu Foods products but the FDA's own tests did not confirm those findings. The melamine was found in the pet foods as well as the wheat gluten used to manufacture the foods. Officials remain unclear about the toxic effects of melamine for animals. They are unsure as to why the substance would kill animals however the substance was found in the urine of sick cats and the kidney of one cat that died after eating the tainted pet food.
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Here is a 5 month old who knows the F chord! This is especially for you Barrie.
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If Only ABC Would Listen to OReilly
If ABC would obey pay attention to Bill O'Reilly then we would have no more Rosie stories! That would be a great thing. I can't stand Rosie. It has nothing to do with her being fat and certainly nothing to do with the fact that she's gay, that's all fine. I can't stand her because she just won't ever keep her stupid mouth shut. She's not intelligent, not particularly articulate, not funny and she makes no sense.
This time Rosie has made some stupid and bold comments about the kidnappings of British sailors in Iran. She goes so far as to say that perhaps the US and Britian orchestrated the whole thing to heighten the tensions with Iran. What?
So last night on The O'Reilly Factor Bill called for ABC to dismiss Rosie from The View.
Fox News has The O'Reilly Factor
Britney Celebrates Her Divorce
Last night Britney went out to the swanky Bridge Restaurant and lounge to celebrate her divorce from K-Fed. Reports are that she is still being a good girl, no drinking, and she only stayed 30 minutes.
The Britney and Mr. Britney divorce will soon be official. The parties reached an agreement last night with K-Fed leaving the marriage with a cool million. Britney's lawyer had drafted an airtight pre-nup so K-Fed couldn't extract any more cash.
Jacko Tour Announcement a HOAX
TMZ.com is reporting that the previous story about Michael Jackson kicking off a world tour beginning in Las Vegas is a hoax. No biggie, I don't think anyone was really lining up to buy tickets yet anyway. It is baffling though why someone would start this rumor. Jacko's reps say the whole thing is made up though, no truth to it at all.Â
