Billy and his balls
Do you think Billy has ever played beer pong?
[youtube]wFZevw1AHZs[/youtube]
Happy Monday!
Why you don't throw paperclips at coworkers…
[youtube]l3KIxzCqYqM[/youtube]
Ever have one of those days when nothing works right?
[youtube]GhnLZ3Ryccg[/youtube]
This annoying girl deserved this and more!
[youtube]u_2IRBznDmc[/youtube]
Tidy Up
Ikea has great commercials…
[youtube]fFHRAuvjOtQ[/youtube]
Drunken Pirate Denied Teaching Certificate
A Millersville University graduate is suing the school for denying her the right to teach even though she completed her courses with honors. The reason she was denied her teaching certificate was an "unprofessional" picture on her MySpace page featuring her in a pirate hat and taking a sip from a yellow plastic cup. She was confronted the day before graduation and told that she would not be receiving her education degree or teaching certificate because the photo was unprofessional.
Man hit by suicide jumper
A suicidal woman jumped off a Tokyo building and landed on a 60 year old man's head, injuring him. The man will recover but the jumper was taken to the hospital and later died. The woman has been diagnosed as mentally unstable and had been a patient at a mental hospital.
Ellen to do show from hospital bed
Ellen DeGeneres hurt her back over the weekend, but hey, the show must go on. A hospital bed will be on stage this week with Ellen in it. She will interview her guests while laying down. I guess there will be no dancing this week.. and that's a shame. Get well soon Ellen!
YouChoob
Christine (HappySlip) tries to explain YouTube to her mother…
[youtube]eqrfYNCvHSE[/youtube]
New Surgical Techniques Use Bodys Natural Openings
A few weeks ago a 4 year old boy in Pittsburgh has a brain tumor mostly removed. The unusual part of the surgery was that surgeons removed the tumor through his nose. This saved them from having to cut though his face, leaving ugly scars and causing disfiguration as he grows.
This is the new wave in surgery and it's becoming popular all over the world. Surgeons are learning how to use the body's natural openings to do what usually requires cutting through skin and muscle tissue.
Appendectomies have been done through the mouth and gall bladders removed through the vaginas of two women.
Doctors say healing times could be shortened with the natural opening method of surgery and the operations can be less traumatic for patients because they feel less pain with this approach.
Very interesting, but I still hope I don't need surgery.
What The Buck – Skank Edition
We love it when Buck rips on celebrity skanks, starting with Britney Spears…
[youtube]asCna9HMh2o[/youtube]
Woman Tricked Into Sex
A schoolteacher from Haverfordwest, Wales claims that Fadi Sbano, a 38-year-old airline pilot, tricked her into having sex on several occasions. In 2000, she discovered a rash and was afraid that the typhoid she contracted some years before had returned.
Allegedly, Sbano claimed he talked with a gynecologist who suggested a certain cream be applied to his penis and administered inside his friend's vagina. Sbano "would thrust slowly or quickly" during specific sessions depending on "doctor’s advice".
Her lawyer says, "It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms." Sbano claims the entire story is a fabrication. He faces nine charges of rape and eleven of obtaining money by deception.
