Get That Butt Crack Outta Here!

In Delcambre, Louisiana you better wear pants that fit.  A new ordinance makes it a crime to wear pants that allow your underwear to show.  The new ordinance expands the existing state indecent exposure law.  You'll pay a $500 fine if convicted of showing your butt crack or underwear in public.  The mayor says the law specifically targets the loose saggy pants that have been made popular by hip hop artists; however, he denies the law is racially biased.  White people wear baggy pants too!

Hmm… the law also appears to really target men but what about women who have the whale tails shooting up out of the back of their lowrise jeans?  Does the law apply to thongs?  I hope so.  I'm sick of seeing that disgusting crap.

Speaking of disgusting:

Haven't you heard?  Crack Kills!