Paris Hilton To Be Released From Jail On Tuesday

Paris Hilton is scheduled to be released from jail on Tuesday.  Then she will be free to cash in on the experience with interviews and books, and whatever else the celebutard desires.

So she went in, what was it, the 5th? She stayed a couple of days and then had the house arrest ordeal, then the twin towers hospital jail thing and then back to real jail to finish out her days.

So from the 5th to the 26th… I’m not good at math.. how many days is that? It’s not 45 and I really don’t see how it’s 23 either, but I could be wrong. Somehow days fly by faster and add up to more when you’re behind bars I think.

So the paps are all poised and ready to snap the hairy heiress as she exits the pokey on Tuesday. I’m still shocked that no one has gotten a pic of her behind bars yet. A photo of Paris in jail has got to be worth more than a jailers salary. So come on guys, TRY HARDER.

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