Vacuum Screamer

This sounds like fun with a hint of danger.  How about putting a vacuum cleaner to your private parts to achieve orgasm?  I have to say no, thank you, to this one.

A divorced mother of three who had not had sex in 15 years looked longingly at her vacuum cleaner one day while she was cleaning the carpets.  She saw a piece of rubber that had gotten stuck in the hose and noticed a nice feeling on her fingertips when she tried to reach in to remove it.  She turned the vacuum cleaner off and started thinking.

Within a few hours she developed a prototype vac attachment that had nothing to do with cleaning.  It's a sex toy that reportedly can bring the user to orgasm within 10 seconds!  Get this, they say it also can help the user achieve multiple back-to-back orgasms that last over a minute each time.  And it does all of this without ever touching the skin.

The sex toy that this woman invented is called Vortex Vibrations and it works by concentrating the air flow from the vacuum cleaner to create rapid and gentle vibrations.