Holy Schmoley Lindsay Lohan – ANOTHER DUI?
Posted by admin on July 24, 2007 · 4 Comments
The girl will never learn! Last night Lindsay Lohan was busted again for DUI and possession of cocaine. She was driving under suspension from her last DUI… did we not learn anything at all from Paris Hilton???
Well, TMZ reports that she now faces some serious jail time for these new offenses. But where is Lindsay Lohan now?
Oh, she's in rehab.
WHAT? Look, I know she needs help. I know alcoholism is a disease. But being a rich, spoiled BRAT is not a disease.
If I got a DUI and then while driving under suspension got ANOTHER DUI with cocaine possession.. where do you think I would be? Not here chatting with you on AbsolutelyTrue, I grant you that. I probably wouldn't be able to come up with a paltry $25,000 bail so my butt would be IN JAIL… which is where Lindsay Lohan belongs. She can get treatment while in jail, isn't that what Paris did? Fluffy jail hospital?Â
Well it seems to me whenever Paris, Brittney or Lindsay do something stupid the other two aren’t that far behind coping the other! So, I’m sitting back and waiting for Brittney to shave up again.
again!!!!!!! these girls just dont learn!!!!!
|-|OMG I had to tell you earlier I was here…I was eating my chocolate covered peanuts and then I read the part about her being a rich spoiled brat as a disease. I like started choking on my peanuts. I almost had to call 911! You should tell a person when it might be hazardous to your health to read such funny stuff!!! WOWWEEE!!!
You are right had this been you or me we’d be in jail right now and for a long time. I think that sometimes celebs develop an unhealthy sense of being above the law…In this case clearly Lindsay has some serious issues to address and perhaps some tough love will aid in the process. Its very sad the more I think about it. I hope she turns over a new leaf.