Baptist Preacher Pulls A Larry Craig, Only Worse
Posted by Gerri on September 6, 2007 · 6 Comments
Meet Tommy Tester. He’s a Baptist preacher and Christian radio dee-jay from Bristol, Virginia. I think this is the first Baptist preacher mugshot we’ve ever featured.
He was recently in Tennessee, just letting it all hang out at a car wash. Drunk. Wearing a skirt. Pissing in front of some kids. Oh, and he had an open bottle of vodka and an empty oxycodone bottle with him.
So, the police arrive. You would think good old Tester would come up with some kind of excuse for his behavior but instead… INSTEAD.. he offers to give the cops some blowjobs if they will just forget about the whole thing. Yes, oral sex solves everything, doesn’t it?
Nope. Actually there are very few things that oral sex can fix. It certainly can’t change the fact that the man was drunk in his car and wearing a skirt, exposing himself and urinating in front of kids and had apparently abused some prescription drugs. No, sucking a few dicks won’t help you there, Tester.
He was arrested, of course. He was taken to jail and released on $1,000 bond and will have to appear in court in October.
ugh…completely and utterly disgusting!
Those Baptist-preacher-Christian-DJ types sure know how to party. The one thing that performing oral sex in public can fix, is if you have never had your name and picture in all of the newspapers and all over the internet before.
Hahaha.. very true assessment Ernie!
Can you spell h y p o c r i t e? Typical christian, though. I have a gay relative that goes to a lot of church conventions because he can get it on with the preachers there. Oout of town, out of control LMAO!Z
Strange that your the only one that knows anything about this.
I think your confused with your own fantasies.
Strange that the first result on Google shows that they’re not the only one that knows anything about this.
http://www.timesnews.net/article.php?id=9002266