Blame Wal-Mart, The Root Of All Evil
Posted by admin on September 12, 2007 · 3 Comments
A man wearing Brut aftershave lotion that he purchased at Wal-Mart has decided to sue after the Brut he had splashed himself with ignited while he was trying to light a campfire.
It would be funny, except that the man suffered severe 2nd and 3rd degree burns on his hands, chest and neck as a result of the alleged incident.
The 81 year old Milwaukee man has filed a lawsuit in federal court against the company that makes Brut cologne and aftershave. He is also suing Wal-Mart, where he purchased the Brut products.
In other news, Brut has probably lost their one remaining customer.
I thought old men only wore Old Spice?
Why would an 81 year old man be wearing Brut while out camping? Is he hoping to attract a sow bear? And if you think about it, he must have put on the aftershave just moments before lighting the fire; this behaviour baffles even me!
How close to the flame was he? What the hell’s an 80 year old man roasting marsh mellows for? Nest time I douse myself with hairspray and use lighter fluid to light my grill, I’ll make sure I’ve got a top notch attorney!