The Next Time You Plan A Robbery…

In DesMoines a couple of stupid criminals decided to break into a tobacco and liquor store through the roof of the building.  I guess most alarm systems operate at ground level so they thought they would avoid being caught by coming in through the roof.  These idiots got on top of the building, didn't think about the overhang, and proceeded to cut a hole that would lead them right down to the sidewalk in front of the building.

These criminal masterminds also tried to cut a hole closer to the center of the building, but found it too difficult.

A woman who was walking her dog saw the guys on top of the roof and told them to get down or she would call the cops.  Then genius and assistant genius jumped down, right in front of the security camera and one of them even looked right into the camera.

You can tell they thought this through really well.  I only wish all criminals were so ridiculously stupid. One of the guys even told the police, "you don't spend your days chasing geniuses, do you?"