Man Hides Heroin In Penis, Cellphone In Rectum

When I first started reading this news item I really didn't understand how a man could have hidden drugs in his penis.  And I found it rather odd, but possible, that he had a cellphone and charger hidden in his rectum.

Apparently, a man in Ireland was appearing in District Court on theft charges for which he faced jail time.  After receiving a tip that he may be carrying drugs, as well as acting suspiciously, he was given a medical exam with x-rays.

Ok, so what a lucky day for the doctors!  They found a cellphone, which was turned on, a SIM card and charger in the man's rectum.  These items were wrapped in tin foil and coated with petroleum jelly.  They also found 5 tiny packs of heroin tucked up under the man's foreskin.

I know you guys never believe me without a source, so here it is:
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/theft-accused-released-without-charger-1200221.html

It's Absolutely True !

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3 Responses to “Man Hides Heroin In Penis, Cellphone In Rectum”
  1. Ewwww….that guy is just sick! I realize that cell phones are small, but a charger?:crazy:

  2. Anonymous says:

    Yeah.. I mean.. I can’t think of any time in my life that I would want access to a phone badly enough to do that.

  3. CandyApple says:

    :crazy: You never know what people would do, do you lol what a sicko:)):))

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