Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
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Score One For A Baby Mama
A woman who got pregnant from a one night stand has won the right to give the baby up for adoption – without telling the baby daddy.
Appeal court judges in England decided that since the father of the child was a one night stand, the woman has the right to keep the whole thing a secret from him.Â
The judges decided that there was no reason to expose the woman's secret and that they were not violating the father's rights – because he has none to violate!
The woman has kept her pregnancy a secret from her family, co-workers and the man who impregnated her – who is also a co-worker. Apparently the pregnancy happened one night when they were both on the rebound, but he has since reconciled with his fiancee.
The baby was born 5 months ago, and apparently the woman has been trying to give it up for adoption ever since, but has had to win her case in court first. The child has been in foster care while the case played out.Â
So, You Like LOL Cats?
If you like LOL Cats or if you're a pet lover in general, I found a site that you'll enjoy.
Funepets.com has a huge collection of funny pet and animal pictures and videos and it's a community as well, so you can sign up and upload your own pictures and videos too!
You can browse Funepets.com as a guest, but if you register (for free) you'll also have access to participate in forums and groups. You'll also be able to upload your own funny pet pictures or videos and share them with the community.
Also, a cool thing I found on the site when doing an upload, if you speak a language other than English, there is a virtual keyboard that is SO cool.. I had to try it in Chinese just to see how it works.. even though I only speak English.
Below is one of their featured videos for your LOL cat fix for the day 
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Person of the Year: J.K. Rowling?
In the race to see who becomes Time Magazine's Person of the Year, it looks like J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter books is set to win. I guess no one did anything more significant than write a fantasy book and sue a religious festival this year.
Hey Ya, Have A Happy Thanksgiving
Have a happy Thanksgiving tomorrow.
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Turkey Bowling
I was just watching CNN and a brief story came on about "turkey bowling."
Some genius came up with the idea of letting people who donate two non-perishable food items to the food drive "bowl" a frozen turkey carcass across the ice to knock down pins.
Sounds like fun. Not.
This takes playing with your food to a brand new, and sickening, level.
Are we so far detached from, well, everything, that playing with dead animals is now considered fun? I find this so repulsive.Â
Mike Tyson Issued Pink Underwear
Mike Tyson got sentenced to 24 hours in jail for his DUI and drug charges conviction. He checked himself in to jail today. I wonder if he stayed more than 84 minutes? That seems to be the length of one day in crazytown. Oh wait, he had to go to jail in Arizona, not LA… my mistake.
So, at jail he was issued the black and white striped uniform and pink underwear. He will be released tomorrow morning.
I wonder if all the inmates get pink underwear, or does that denote Tyson's previous sex crime conviction? Does anyone know? Fab, have you been in the joint in Arizona yet?Â
For 4 Out Of 10 Women, Shopping Is Better Than Sex…
With you anyway.
Don't you love these surveys when you have no idea what women they polled or who their partners are? I really want to know who these women are having sex with if they would actually rather be shopping.
Anyway, "the study" says that 4 out of 10 women would rather shop than have sex. And guys, 50 percent of women who have been married twenty years or more would rather not sleep with you at all. 37 percent of women overall said the same thing.
It wasn't all bad news for you though, guys. Again, "the survey" said that 72 percent of women overall still like their husbands and say that they are a 7 or higher as far as sexiness goes. That's on a scale of 1 to 50 though… Just kidding, you guys are apparently a 7 or higher on a scale of 1 to 10, according to your wives.
This sex study also came to the conclusion that a third of couples did not have sex on their wedding night. Psst… guys, there are drugs to treat erectile dysfunction now!
Despite not wanting to have sex with you, 94 percent of the women said they were happily married.
So there.
Soda Boys!
A Soulja Boy Parody
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Why Not Have Sex With Your BIke?
What's wrong with doing sex acts to your bike in private?
Robert Stewart found out that it's apparently against the law. He's been put on probation for 3 years for doing the deed with his bike. He was charged with "sexually aggravated breach of the peace" and put on the sex offenders list.
He was banging his bike in his room at a hostel when the cleaning lady caught him and reported him to police. Those nosy cleaning ladies, why can't they mind their own business?
Apparently they knocked on the door several times and Stewart, who really loves that bike, didn't answer. So they used the master key to come on in and witnessed him naked from the waist down, humping the object of his affection.
Stewart says the whole thing was a misunderstanding. He was drunk and thought he was having sex with a hooker. It's not his fault that bike is such a sexy slut bitch.
