Why Not Have Sex With Your BIke?
Posted by admin on November 18, 2007 · 4 Comments
What's wrong with doing sex acts to your bike in private?
Robert Stewart found out that it's apparently against the law. He's been put on probation for 3 years for doing the deed with his bike. He was charged with "sexually aggravated breach of the peace" and put on the sex offenders list.
He was banging his bike in his room at a hostel when the cleaning lady caught him and reported him to police. Those nosy cleaning ladies, why can't they mind their own business?
Apparently they knocked on the door several times and Stewart, who really loves that bike, didn't answer. So they used the master key to come on in and witnessed him naked from the waist down, humping the object of his affection.
Stewart says the whole thing was a misunderstanding. He was drunk and thought he was having sex with a hooker. It's not his fault that bike is such a sexy slut bitch.
haha … That sounds so outrage.
Sexy with a bike … Oh … I guess that hurts ..
Terence, I can’t even imagine what he was doing.. and how he could have been arrested for it and even put on the sex offenders list. No lawyer, I guess.
When our “aging rock god sex symbols” start to get really senile and then blame it on the booze, I guess we’ll have to turn to Justin Timberlake. Okay, somebody shoot me now.
No no no.. not Justin Timberlake… Although “Dick in a Box” was great.