Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
I hope you all have a wonderful day. This year is very exciting for us because it's the first year that Walter really understands what's going on. He's 3 and wants a jingle bell (think Polar Express) and a robot from Santa.
We're hoping the big guy pulls through for him.
Off to bed now, have to get to sleep so Santa can come.
Hope you all get exactly what you wanted for Christmas, and then some.
Guess Who Is On The Naughty List?
Fifty drunk Santas.
The gang of intoxicated old elves trashed a theater in New Zealand. One person who was there with her children to see a movie said that they all barged through the front door at the cinema and started kicking things over, ripping posters down and just destroying everything in general.
They all also seemed to be yelling.. "Ho Fucking Ho" too. So much for being jolly!
So now the kids are all confused. And they probably missed their movie too because the public had to leave so that the fire department could come in and make all the Santas leave. Police also came to the scene, but no arrests were made.
So, yeah, definitely.. these 50 Santas are on the real Santa's naughty list.
Sucks To Be Wrongly Accused.
I'm sure that Bill Stickers will be exonerated when all of the facts come out.
Lots Of People Have Jesus In Their Hearts…Not Everyone Sees Him In An X-Ray
Somebody tell me why it's always in South Florida that Jesus appears in grilled cheese sandwiches, pancakes, under bridges and now in a chest X-ray?
Yeah, now a man in Homestead, Florida has seen Jesus in his chest X-ray.
After Reynaldo Farinas felt some chest pains he went to the hospital.
While he was there, doctors ordered a chest X-ray and some people say they see Jesus in the film.
Farinas, his family, the doctor and a medical technician all say that they see the image of Jesus Christ in the X-ray, and no one can really explain why.
Listen Up Kids!
~ You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not smoke pot, I'm telling you why ~
A dad is now $9,000 richer after catching his teenage son smoking pot.
The boy was going to be getting the impossible to find "Guitar Hero III" game for Christmas. His dad had searched for weeks and finally found it for $90 and bought it as a present.
But OH NOOOOO… dad caught the teen smoking pot with a couple of nitwit friends when he came home from work early one day. So he decided to sell the gift he had bought for his son to punish him.
He listed the game on eBay and it sold for $9,010!
So listen kids… drugs are bad mmmkay?
9 More Useless Facts
• The character of Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd. was based in part on famed pin-up girl Rita Hayworth.
• Parents are three times as likely to purchase a toy for their child if they had a similar toy when they were the same age.
• 27 percent of American survey respondents who shopped on Black Friday did not plan to do so until they looked at the newspaper ads on Thanksgiving Day.
• 96 percent of Americans planned to purchase at least one gift card this holiday season. Of those, 12 percent admitted that they would keep the gift card for themselves.
• Researchers at Michigan State University have taught chipmunks to "sing". The test subjects are capable of replicating simple melodies of up to five different pitches.
• Four percent of American shoppers planned to purchase a Chia Pet as a gift during the 2007 holiday season.
• Among coins minted before 1980, there are more nickels in circulation than all other denominations combined.
• Despite the popularity of the Christmas song "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire", the most frequently roasted nut is the almond.
• In a 2005 survey of residents of 78 different countries, Pac-Man was the most recognized video game character. Mario came in 19th in the survey.
A Steaming Pile Of Fail
Since when does a teenager getting knocked up make the front page of magazines?
I guess when the teen is the sister of a mentally ill drug addict attention whore and some of it rubbed off on her…that's when.
Bleh.
Got My Eye On You
Santa Claus is watching.. and so are the LOL Cats!
Now, who's naughty and who's nice?
But Seriously, Is This Animal Abuse?
I love animals, pretty much as much as anyone. I have plenty of pets and hate circuses and animal testing. However, I think the animal activists are really getting their tails in a twist over nothing right now.
Here's why they are upset: Santa hats on whales.
Yeah. That's it.
At an aquarium in Japan (and really, where else would you expect this?), two white beluga whales are weaing santa hats to amuse guests. Animal activists are upset that the whales are being humiliated.
I get that they are sad about the whales that are hunted and harpooned to death. But these whales aren't.. they even look happy and give kisses.
Greenpeace calls it unfortunate that the whales are only seen in a novelty context.
Some tidbits…
A little boy in the UK was dyed red by a bath bomb… hmmm.. and the bath tub was also ruined. Parents: Don't put bombs in the bath with your kids, even if they are shaped like snowmen.
Here's the story: Bath Bomb Dyes Kid
In other weirdness: A guy decides to get breast implants…. No, not the beginning of a joke. He had the breast implants put in his leg to enhance an existing tattoo.
Here's the story with pics: Nice leg rack, buddy!
And finally: Want to drive someone crazy? A guy on ebay has a great idea on how he can assist you with a GREAT prank… for a price.
Here's the ebay listing: Drive Someone Insane
