RIP Mr Nut and Mr Cracker
Posted by admin on December 27, 2007 · 4 Comments
A woman in Ohio is devastated that she has lost Mr. Nut and Mr. Cracker.
The two 6 foot nutcracker statues weighed 100 pounds each and were stolen from in front of her home and their mutilated bodies were later found. Mr. Nut was apparently dragged behind a car for a while, dismembered and left by the side of the road, while Mr. Cracker was burned at a second location.
Teenagers are suspected of the abduction and destruction of the nutcrackers.
Well, umm, yeah.
I can't say that I feel all that bad about this. Huge nutcracker dolls freak me out. They're weird and unattractive and if I were still a teen.. well.. let's just say I'm not.
I don't condone theft and I can understand the woman being upset and angry that her gigantic dolls were stolen. However, if I lived in her neighborhood I think I'd sleep easier knowing that they were gone.
It was probably some drug deal gone bad.
Fab: Well, I know that the nutcrackers had to have done something to provoke the attack, because teenagers don’t just randomly do this sort of thing.
The really large ones freak me out too! It’s like they’re just waiting to come alive.
Tammy: So you can see why I, umm… I mean the teenagers.. had to take them out.