Travel Adventures

Hi Friends!

We've been traveling, and due to a network glitch at the hotel last night I was forced to take the night off. Apparently their server could not handle the amount of internet that a hotel full of convention people use, so the connection was up and down so much that is wasn't good for anything.

Anyway, we've seen some interesting things along the way and it's time to share.

While I don't think my sister and I were ever in any danger, we decided to take an alternate route since we had Walter with us. Not taking any chances here…

Ok, in other countries this might be a delicacy. However, here in the United States, I just can't imagine putting this to my lips for a taste. Looks delicious, doesn't it? I walked past this sample table at the food show rather quickly before the vender tried to shove a spoonful of shito at me. New and improved, maybe. Still sick and disgusting? Absolutely.

While we love fruit, and bananas certainly are tasty, I wasn't quite sure where this batch had been. I wasn't feeling quite brave enough to try this product, so I kept walking past this table as well.

Don't you hate braggers? These looked awesome though and I have to admit, I'm a fan. Sometimes bigger is better.

Sometimes bigger is better, but there are times when size doesn't matter. However, I didn't feel right about sampling any dick at the food show so I passed on these minis.

This brew was served at the after-party. It was a big hit with the men and the lesbians, but I was happy sipping a cranberry juice all the same.

Ok, I was first suspicious of the brand name of this product. Then I took a closer look. While this award winning stuff may be great and wonderful, I was not in the mood for explosive diarrea, or any painful sensations in the ass area, so I got away from it as quickly as possible.

Since I didn't need an alien abduction or an erection, I stayed away from this tasty beverage.

They also had a lot of these at the food show, in case you forgot to bring your own. I could have lived without seeing this. The table smelled horrible. I held my nose and kept walking.

Ummm.. there were also these. I had no interest whatsoever, but the table was really crowded anyway, so it's just as well.

We're back home now, but exhausted. More insanity tomorrow!