Some Feelings You Should Keep To Yourself
Ready For A Good Time?
Tonight I stumbled upon a live show going on at nowlive.com and had a blast. The show was The Doghouse with Bad Dog Show and when I got there they had over 200 people in the chatroom. It was like a freakin’ town hall or something.
Anyway, I found out quickly that these are my kind of people. During the show guests can share video and audio files and tonight was a beer theme so there were hilarious beer commercials and songs. I even sent in a couple of beer commercials that BadDog put on the show. It was a lot of fun.
Since it was a beer themed show, of course there was a chugging contest. Several of the guests were on live cams for the challenge. There was a countdown and the all chugged while the crowd cheered and in the end BrokenPole emerged as the winner.
BadDog also has a blog companion to the show that you definitely should check out. Here’s the link:
Doghouse with BadDog – Doghouse Dog Blog
At the blog you can read about the things that are on BadDog’s mind, including rants on morality, love and marriage and thoughts on which celebrity would be the best to have sex with…. un huh.. he goes there. You can also find out more about the Doghouse with BadDog show and even listen from the blog if that’s how you want to play it. I recommend signing in through nowlive.com though, so you can see all the cams and videos during the show.
There seems to be a real sense of camaraderie among BadDog and the crew during the show and although it was my first time there, I was cussed out immediately and treated just like family. I’m sure it was done in a loving way and they were only a little miffed that I hadn’t been there before tonight. So, I’ll surely be back for more abuse and hope you guys will stop by too. It’s a real kick in the crotch, for sure! (I mean that only in the nicest way.)
So BadDog, if you’re reading this, thanks for the warm welcome and the good time tonight! I’ll be back.
Two Crappy Years
This morning and several times since, I’ve heard this story out of Kansas about a woman who spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom. The boyfriend apparently finally called police to get some help and medical personnel had to physically remove her from the toilet.
That’s right. She was on the toilet for so long that her skin had actually fused to the toilet seat and she was no longer able to stand up. She may have suffered nerve damage from being on the toilet for so long and may be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
All of the news reports have said that her boyfriend may face criminal charges because he failed to get help for her during the last two years. He figured that she was an adult and could make her own decision about when to come out of the bathroom.
It’s true; the woman is in her 30s and apparently has a mental illness that caused her to seclude herself in the bathroom for two years. At least now she is out of the bathroom and can get the medical and mental help that she needs.
This story is truly bizarre and there are just so many questions. If she was fused to the toilet, how long had it been since she had actually showered? Apparently her leg muscles had atrophied, so it had been quite a while. Also, at what point did her boyfriend, who says the relationship was “otherwise normalâ€, decide to make the call for help?
While I do believe he was negligent in not calling for help when this first became a problem, I’m not sure that he should be charged with any crime. But then again, we still don’t know all of the details of the story. The media has been largely focused on the fact that this woman was stuck to a toilet seat. Ha ha.. <- That is cynical laughter. Isn’t it pretty cruel to use the media to make fun of someone with a mental, and now physical, illness?
Who Knew Kurt Cobain Had Such Good Credit?
So, on the celeb gossip sites for the last couple of days there has been some "news" about Courtney Love making a police report indicating that she and her late husband, Kurt Cobain, are victims of identity theft.
Love apparently says that hundreds of credit cards have been opened up in their names, using their Social Security numbers and that Cobain's credit report shows that he bought a house last year.
Does Courtney Love think that Kurt Cobain is still alive? I read something like that on a celeb blog somewhere, but I really don't even think she's that crazy. She knows she killed him. Ok, I'm just kidding about that too, although there are conspiracy theories that made the rounds about that too. I don't think Love actually murdered Cobain, I think he just figured it would be easier to check out than deal with her anymore.Â
It was sad that he killed himself, it's sad when anyone does, but I have to say I wasn't a huge fan. It didn't deeply touch me that a junkie with a junkie wife killed himself. Ok, I'm off topic a bit; let me get back on track.
Anyway, TMZ reported that the police think the Courtney Love is nuts and that she hasn't been a victim of identity theft. I'm not sure why she would be checking Cobian's credit anyway… how long has he been dead now? Did she just wake up one morning and decide to check his credit, or does she monitor it on a regular basis? Don't they close your credit report when you die?
On Love's MySpace blog she talks about how "numbers don't lie." Honestly, I can't read her blog because it's basically.. well.. let me put it this way: You think I have a problem with spellcheck? Courtney Love's blog makes Absolutely True look like a work of literary genius. Seriously. It's that bad.
However, Love claims to have all this proof that credit accounts were opened in her name and in her late husband's name… and if she does, why are the cops ignoring her? Identity theft really isn't something to screw around with, so I'm not sure why, if they really are ignoring her, that they wouldn't check into it.
Seriously though, we only get half the story from gossip rags anyway. There's no telling if the cops are investigating it or not. If Love actually does have the proof, the "numbers" that she says that she does, I hope they will at least look into it. Sometimes crazy people do have good credit, and they don't deserve to have it ruined. Not that I have any affection for Courtney Love, I just hate thieves.
Meet KK and SalGal
In my travels around teh interwebs, I recently came across these ladies: KK and SalGal:
They have a blog and also put their videos on YouTube They crack me up.
The videos are pretty original and they have a series now in which they review their latest NetFlix rental and rate the movies using a pickle grading scale. They’re also often in costume for their reviews, which is hysterical. What else would you do with a bottle of wine and a NetFlix membership? KK and SalGal definitely make the most of it.
These girls are the kind of people you really want to hang out with when you’re in the mood to drink and gossip and cuss.. but they quit smoking a few months ago, so no smoking with the drinking anymore. I hope they have quit hitting each other…
Here is their review of Marie Antoinette:
And once you get to “know” these ladies a bit, this one is not to be missed:
Lizbet and that Bitch Mayrie!
I Miss Eminem
As much as I tried NOT to like Eminem.. I did like his first CD.
I wish he’d make more, but as this video pretty well points out, I think he’s covered all of his material very thoroughly.
So Cruel…
I hope this little girl's parents explained to her that adoption is a loving choice.
The Most Terrifying Video Ever..
This is pretty scary actually. This guy makes sense.
Plane Lands On Golf Course – There Was A Reason…
A plane makes an emergency landing on a gold course. The emergency? Son was late for tennis practice at the tennis club and team tryouts are coming up!
Robert Kadera, 65, landed his Piper Clipper airplane on the snow covered Marriot Lincolnshire Golf Course on Saturday. As the plane circled, rescue workers were standing by, thinking there was a REAL emergency and that there might be crash victims who needed assistance.
Kadera parked the plane on the 7th fairway and he and his son jumped out to run across the street for the tennis tune up. He may face charges of trespassing, since he didn't get permission to park his plane on the golf course.
The Federal Aviation Administration may have something to say about it too. They are investigating the incident and may revoke Kadera's pilot's license and impose civil penalties. He has been licensed to fly for 40 years.
The police would not allow Kadera to fly the plane home, so it had to be lifted onto a truck by a crane, disassembled and then towed home.
Man Denies Having Sex With Vaccum
A Polish building contractor in the UK got caught in a compromising position with a vaccum cleaner, but he says it wasn't what it looked like.. he was just cleaning his underwear.
A security guard stumbled upon the man while he was naked and on his knees in a hospital staff canteen. He asked the man to clean up himself and the vaccum cleaner and then to leave.
When questioned about what happened, the contractor said that he was cleaning his underpants and said that it was a common practice in Poland to use the Hoover. Hmmmm… He was fired after the Henry Hoover incident.
