Fresh Cut… Flowers?

I have a lot of questions…

I wonder if they come in different colors?

I wonder about the fragrance?

I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?

I wonder if they bloom?

I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?

I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?

I wonder if they come long-stemmed?

fresh cut penis

Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. in Fishers (Indianapolis). The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell…….

PEONIES

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7 Responses to “Fresh Cut… Flowers?”
  1. Tim says:

    I never want to see a vase filled with those :no:

  2. Barb says:

    I wonder if you should put them in the compost when they’re spent? I wonder if they are grown from seeds? I wonder if there are dwarf varietals and which plants they would set off in the landscaping. I wonder if you should avoid planting next to, say, Venus Fly Trap…

    Good thing to be PRE-coffee in this instance or I’d be replacing the keyboard again…

  3. Anonymous says:

    Tim: It would be as startling as a bag of d*cks.

    Barb: I see you also have some very valid questions. I think I’ve seen the dwarf varieties before. Glad your kb is safe. ;)

  4. Tammy says:

    I prefer roses, but thank you for the flowers anyway. hehehe

  5. I wonder if they offer a home delivery service? :D

  6. Trukindog says:

    Heh heh I grew my own…maybe I should have used miracle grow :>>

  7. They pop up every Spring, don’t they?

    ADG

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