Georgia Boys Bag Bigfoot – So They Say
Posted by admin on August 15, 2008 · 6 Comments
Some good ‘ole boys in Georgia have announced that they have a Bigfoot corpse in a freezer.
I guess their story might have been more believable had it not changed three times so far.
First they said that they animal was shot by a “former felon” and they followed it into the woods, where it apparently died.
Then the story changed a bit when they said that they found a whole Bigfoot family in the mountains of North Georgia.
The third story is that they were hiking and came across the Bigfoot corpse, and of course scooped it up and put it in a deep freeze.
The pictures of the supposed Bigfoot corpse, all hairy and frozen, are on the bigfoottracker.com website. They say it is 7 foot, 7 inches, 550 pounds and has 16 inch human-like feet. Oh, and it has reddish hair. Kinda reads like an internet dating profile, huh?
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Reserve is not taking the Bigfoot claim seriously. After all, Bigfoot is not an endangered species.
Another reason they may not be taking it all that seriously is that the thing looks like a Halloween costume jammed into a cooler with some animal innards strewn on top of it.
The Georgia boys say it is real though, and they have had the Bigfoot DNA tested to prove their claim. I guess we’ll see what happens. Maybe there is a Bigfoot inside that ape costume.
UPDATE: The DNA results are in. There were two samples submitted for testing. One was human, the other came from an opossum.
550 pounds? And what, they just slung it over their shoulders and toted it on home?
They grow a very powerful strain of pot in Geogia, I believe.
Barb: I agree!
All I can think about when I read these reports is that terrible movie “Boggy Creek II.” Except there’s no question that the monster in that is a guy in a suit.
Human and a possum, eh? Did they think they could confuse the scientists by submitting two different samples?
Liz: They are still sticking to their story. The lame-ass excuse now is that the DNA must be from what it recently consumed. They aren’t fooling anyone.. if you google “bigfoot costume” the second result is where they got the outfit. Dumbasses. And I should mention too that both these Georgia boys are in law enforcement professions.
The post is amazing! and I hope thet are not wrong,It must be a DNA abaration causing all these things.These type of mutations occur very rarely.
LOL Fiona! It was a rubber suit.