Here's My 2 Cents…
Posted by admin on August 24, 2008 · 8 Comments
In Bonita Springs, Florida, a man was recently arrested for soliciting a prostitute. That’s not unusual, I guess.
The prostitute that he picked up was an undercover cop. Again, not that unusual.
The thing that sets Fausino Diaz Hernandez apart is that he offered to pay 2 cents for sex. 2 pennies. You’d have to wonder what he was expecting to get.
Anyway, even Hernandez realized at some point that 2 cents wasn’t enough, so reportedly also offered the woman cigarette lighters and a bike in exchange for some sexual favors. FAIL.
He was, of course, taken to jail.
This might be the most bizarre story I’ve read this week.
I gotta wonder if he’ll get a lighter sentence due to the lack of real money offered…
Jeff: I try.
Barb: That’s actually an excellent question. Maybe we should ask Tiffany?
Maybe he didn’t find the cop that attractive?
Amanda: Maybe, but he still wanted to have two cents worth of sex with her… haha.. Wonder what ya get for $10 dollar(s)! Me love you long time!
A couple of years ago here in my town a girl was busted for prostitution, her rate was $2. Maybe Mr. Hernandez should come here, the prices are a little closer to his budget.
What is this world coming to when you can no longer get sexual favours in exchange for a bike?
Ernie: I know! I mean, it’s not like he offered her a broken skateboard.