Sour Man
Tonight I went to eat at Cracker Barrel with my family. When we arrived at the restaurant I had a mini-altercation with a very sour man in the parking lot.
As I was looking for a parking spot, I found one that was actually two spots that if I had wanted to, I could have driven through so that when I left my car would have been pointing the right way and i could have left without using reverse. However, since my car has reverse I didn’t really intend to do that.
However, a sour man in the parking lot apparently had that idea in mind for the two parking spots and was coming around the other way. So when I pulled in on the opposite side, I completely ruined his evening. He gave me the “I hope you burn in Hell” look and threw his car into reverse and went to park somewhere else.
So of course, when we were seated in the restaurant it was near him and he mouthed “learn how to drive” at me. I laughed at him. Why do people want to let something so minor ruin their entire evening? After all, there were TWO parking spots there. I didn’t steal a spot from him. Oh well.
So it reminded me of one of my favorite commercials. I’ve probably posted this one before, but it’s just so great here it is again. It’s the Skittles Sour Man. Enjoy!
So, Starting Over With Stupid Criminals…
Looks like my stupid criminals category got wiped out with the database crash, but never fear – there are plenty of idiots out there living a life of crime.
Today the Arizona Daily Sun reported a robbery at an ice cream store by a couple of criminals who weren’t too swift.
First they tried to rob the store with a fake gun. The clerk noticed the gun was a toy and didn’t give up the cash, so one of them tried to reach into the cash drawer and just take the money anyway. That was a bad idea…
The clerk slammed the cash drawer shut on his hand and called the police.
After freeing his hand, the robber and robber #2 fled the store and left in a car driven by a third idiot. All three were later arrested and the car was seized.
