I'll Smack You With a Sandwich
How’s that for a bizarre threat?
Actually, I’ve never smacked anyone with a sandwich. Not yet anyway. That’s not to say I haven’t kicked a pizza across the room at anyone in a fit of anger, but I digress.
The reason I bring up someone being assaulted with a sandwich is because it recently happened in Port St Lucie.
A 19-year-old guy allegedly hit his girlfriend with a sandwich while she was driving. The sandwich knocked her glasses off and nearly caused them to have a terrible crash.
After being arrested and charged with domestic battery and child abuse (the couple’s 7-month-old son was in the car), the guy said that he did not want to hit his girlfriend, so he merely threw the sandwich at her instead.
I can understand that logic. However, in the case of the kicked pizza, no one was driving and no child was put in danger.