thanks to msaleem for this gem
Wu Dan had a bad day. He was riding his bike the other day and got knocked out by a flying corpse. Bet he wasn’t expecting THAT to happen.
The corpse was thrown from a speeding car and hit Wu Dan when he was on his way home from school.
According to his uncle, here’s how it all went down:
“A car passed and a package came flying out the door. It had a dead woman inside. My nephew was very upset.”
Very Upset. Indeed.
The cops say the deceased may have been the victim of a car accident. The driver who hit her was just being inventive in disposing of the body.