You’ve seen them. The only way you don’t know what I’m talking about is if YOU ARE a really bad dancer. Time for a little self-evaluation.
The “No Rhythm” Type
This person might be having the time of their life, but it’s painful to watch. They usually think they are great dancers and are ready to get the party started. When they do – stand back. Anything could happen with people this uncoordinated. They fall down, shoes fly off and their moves are so erratic you could be injured if you get too close.
The “Acting Out the Song” Type
This, of course, usually happens when someone is very drunk. It can be entertaining to watch if you also happen to be equally wasted, but otherwise it’s pretty annoying. The next day, she’ll have no idea why she was so into Bohemian Rhapsody. It’s just one of those annoying things that you have to tolerate if you’re going to be around drunk people.
The “Aggressive Humper” Guy
These guys always think they’re really smooth, but have no idea how to respect personal space. God help you if a wingman or two jumps in on the action. When you see these guys coming, you’ll recognize them, so watch out.
The “Blast From the Past” Type
These guys are doing the Moonwalk, Running Man, Cabbage Patch and trying to get everyone else into the Electric Slide. They probably used to be something hot on the dance floor, maybe a decade or two ago, but never bothered to upgrade their moves. While they’re busting out these ancient dance moves, they’ll take up the whole dance floor, so good luck if you felt like dancing too.
The “Too Sexy For You” Type
Ok, this one is usually a girl who thinks she can pull off sexy on the dance floor and it’s usually a complete fail. She wants to be the center of attention – always – so she’ll put on her best moves and try to work it. It’s okay to laugh when she falls and busts her drunk ass.
Great stop-motion filming in this video.