Homestarrunner Drops the F-Bomb
Sony Releases Stupid Piece of Shit
I think I bought one of these..
Jessica Simpson Goes Full Retard
I’m seriously offended by this degree of retardedness. So offended, in fact, that I had to stop what I was doing and post this.
While Patrick Swayze was dying and all members of pop culture were calling Kanye West a douchebag, Jessica Simpson had a little bit of drama of her own going on.
According to Jess’ tweets on Monday night, a coyote took her little dog, Daisy.
Here’s where the girl goes full retard. Access Hollywood reports that the Simpson family made a missing poster for Daisy. The picture of the dog is on the poster with an e-mail address – in case anyone has any information.
Bitch please. If a coyote took your dog right in front of your eyes – THERE IS NO MORE INFORMATION. Are you hoping a friendly coyote will lend a hand and pass the information to a friend who will then e-mail you about your dog?
Jessica, sorry you lost your dog but making a poster is not going to help. You’ve gone full retard. Now stop trying to steal Patrick Swayze’s death spotlight and take better care of your animals.
Incredibly Freakin' Awesome
