Man Convicted of Trampoline Love

James Burden stunned his downstairs neighbor by having a little fun on his trampoline. The woman said she looked out her window and saw him jumping naked, with a cigarette in one hand and his erection in the other.

Burden says he was just having fun and didn’t intend for anyone to see him. He pled guilty to publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner, and approaching his neighbor’s house and placing her in a state of fear and alarm.

Sentencing has been deferred until next month.