Heidi Klum on Halloween
I have no words to describe how appalling this looks…
Britney, The Product of Great Parenting
Ok, ok, hold on while I stop laughing and I will tell you what this is about.
Ok. mmmph…..
Britney Spears' mother is going to write a parenting book.
Compose yourself. It's true. Since she did such a great job with Britney, I'd say she's qualified, right? Hahahaaaa… aaahhh.. ok, let me calm down again.
Lynne Spears will be writing a book about raising her family in the spotlight. The book, "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" will be released on Mother's Day 2008. How sweet. Gee, I hope it doesn't sell out before I can get my hands on a copy! (I'm being sarcastic, in case you didn't recognize it.)
I think the book should be called, "How To Raise A Normal Child To Be A Train Wreck". Seriously, wouldn't that be a more appropriate title? Britney was normal once, right?
Bin Laden Releases New Photo and Statement
Osama Bin Laden has released a new audio tape that you probably already heard about, but he also sent a photo along too that not many people have seen yet, along with a personal message.
Here it is:
Apparently Osama wants Ellen and Ruby to know that Mutts and Moms have placed Iggy with him and that they are getting along very well. Osama doesn't have cats and is happy to have a companion in the cave.
WWE Steroid Abuse Suspension Rumors
Some time ago, following the Chris Benoit double murder and suicide , the WWE was questioned by Congress about their drug screening routines.
Well, I've been asking around and heard some things that may or may not be absolutely true , but I'm going to pass along these unconfirmed rumors.
Well, this first one is a fact. The wrestler who pretended to be mentally retarded, Eugene, entered rehab and his WWE contract expired. He has been released from WWE. I say good riddance. That character was in such poor taste, but what do we expect, it's WWE.
This is also fact: WWE has released the wrestling duo known as Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard and Jayson Paul). I never knew who they were anyway. I don't watch wrestling that much, although my dad follows it.
Randy Orton was reportedly not suspended but his name did turn up on a list of athletes who have done business with Signature Pharmacy.
Chris Masters may be suspended for steroid use.
I heard that Booker failed a drug screening, and rather than be suspended, he quit. After he quit, WWE reportedly fired his wife.
The biggest surprise, and maybe it's not true, however, I did get this from a reliable source, is that John Cena failed a drug screening for steroid abuse. Again, I don't want to be sued, so I stress this is a rumor. I'm sure it will come out later if it's true. The WWE storyline is that Cena is injured and will be out for at least a year. Best of luck to Cena if he is actually injured, but I think the timing is quite a coincidence.
So there's what I know, or have heard. Let's hope WWE continues to clean up the show.
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My original source was a WWE promoter, but I found this online at:
http://community.comcast.net/comcastportal/board/message?
board.id=CelebrityGossip&thread.id=31379&view=by_date_ascending&page=1
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Complete List of 20 past & present wrestlers listed as Signature clients
Source: New York Daily News
To recap, all in all, 20 past and present WWE wrestlers were listed as being clients of the busted Signature Pharmacy in Orlando. Of the 20 listed, 15 of them are currently contracted to WWE. Three are deceased (Brian Adams, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero), one was recently released (Sylvain Grenier), and another wrestler was on the verge of being signed this week, if he hasn't already (Johnny Stamboli).
While not 100% official, the following ten wrestlers listed appear to be the wrestlers most likely to have been suspended by WWE after Sports Illustrated revealed that every single one of them purchased drugs over the Internet through Signature Pharmacy after the institution of the WWE Wellness Policy in February 2006 – a clear violation of the policy. WWE suspended 10 wrestlers today based upon information received in the Signature bust, though not necessarily these wrestlers. Here is SI's list again:
Charlie Haas – Purchased drugs as late as January 2007.
Chavo Guerrero – Purchased drugs as late as May 2006.
Edge – Purchased drugs as late as February 2007.
Funaki – Purchased Somatropin in March 2006.
Gregory Helms – Purchased drugs as late as February 2007.
John Morrison – Purchased five different drugs as late as February 2007 .
Mr. Kennedy – Purchased three drugs between October 2006 and February 2007, including testosterone, which is an anabolic steroid. Kennedy sternly claimed in a recent interview entitled 'WWE Stopped My Steroid Use' that he completely stopped doing steroids as soon as the WWE Wellness Policy was implemented. You can read the interview at this link.
Randy Orton – Purchased drugs as late as February 2007.
Umaga – Purchased Somatropin as late as December 2006.
William Regal – Purchased drugs as late as November 2006.
Of the ten listed, two currently hold WWE Championship belts, two more are involved in a major storyline, four more are active performers, and two are out indefinitely due to injury.
The following five WWE wrestlers were listed as being clients of the Signature Pharmacy as well, but their names didn't turn up on Sports Illustrated's list. It should be noted that Anthony Carelli aka Santino Marella didn't sign a contract with WWE until 2006, and the WWE Wellness Policy was implemented early that year, so it would be wise to assume that the following wrestlers haven't been totally cleared yet in regards to a possible suspension just because their names weren't listed in the Sports Illustrated article:
Batista
Chris Masters
King Booker
Santino Marella
Simon Dean
The following five wrestlers are no longer contracted to WWE. Three are deceased, one was recently released, and Stamboli's WWE status is unclear at the moment.
Brian Adams
Chris Benoit
Eddie Guerrero
Johnny Stamboli
Sylvain Grenier
Britney Loses Visitation Rights
I wasn’t going to post this but I guess it’s an important corner in the Britney Spears child custody saga.
Today it has been reported that as a result of Britney’s failure to follow instructions, she has now lost all visitation rights with her children.
I could say I’m not surprised, but actually I kinda am. I thought she had wised up and realized that the court orders were not merely suggestions, but as the name suggests, orders. Britney apparently gave an ex-assistant’s cell phone number as a contact number for her required drug screening, so they are unable to get in touch with her.
So after she fought to get overnight visits with her kids, she’s now lost the right to see them at all. In all honesty, as bad as she is, I don’t know if that’s really best for the kids either.
Is she ever going to wise up? Sigh… those poor boys.
Get Ready For More of Britneys Va-Jay-Jay
A Britney Spears sex tape?
Yep, as if everyone hasn’t already seen Britney Spears’ va-jay-jay already – brace yourself. The next few weeks on the Internet are going to be pretty interesting. At least if what is being reported now is absolutely true . I have no way of knowing, but I’m sure it will be evident soon.
Anyway, here’s the scoop. Remember when Britney started spending nights in hotels recenty, for no apparent reason? :crazy: Well, that night that she decided to go home at 2am, she came home and discovered that her mansion had been robbed.
What did they steal, you ask? Well, reportedly they got a bunch of raunchy home sex videos starring the fallen star, as well as some pretty repulsive photographs. They also supposedly made off with some kinky sex gear that Britney wears for bedroom games.
Well, I’m saying, with what she wears in public, how bizarre could her bedroom attire be? Scratch that… I really don’ t want to know.
Ok, well, like I said, I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I did read it at an online news source. I also read that a guy from Hawaii is also claiming to have a sex tape of him having 25 minutes of “disappointing” sex with Britney. Word is, he’s shopping it around, so that should be coming out soon – assuming it really exists. Not sure how legal it is, because supposedly Britney didn’t know he was making a sex tape when she allegedly slept with him.
Jennifer Lopez On Letterman
Look how hard Letterman fished for a pregnancy announcement..hahaha
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Britney Not On Drugs…
Today it has been reported that Britney Spears passed a drug test over the weekend. So now we know, it's just flat out insanity, rather than drugs making her act like a loon. I'm so over it.
BUT – it seems to run in the family. Did you see the video of Brit's younger sister, Jamie Lynn Spears going batshit and getting in someone's face because they were yelling that Britney wasn't welcome and she was making the neighborhood unsafe? Oh yeah, little Jamie got right up in the woman's face and dropped the F-bomb. Too funny.
And K-Fed… has anyone actually seen him with the kids since he got custody? I haven't. Why does he want them if he's not going to spend any time with them. Those poor kids. At least Britney is visiting with them now, in the presence of a parenting coach.
Well, that's my Britney rant for today. Hopefully, now that she's made up with her mom and sister, her life might improve a little bit. We can only hope.
Oh, one more Britney thing. TMZ had a picture of her yesterday biting a taco. Yeah. That was it. She was biting a taco and that made the "news" at TMZ. I'm waiting for the evidence to come out that she also uses 2-ply toilet paper. I mean, come on. I'm no fan of Britney, but give the bitch a break!
Britney Spears Loses Custody
I wish I could say I was surprised, and on some level maybe I am just a little bit. Today a judge ruled that Britney Spears had until October 3 to give up physical custody of her two children to her ex, Kevin Federline.
X17 says that Brit took the kids through a drive-through restaurant this afternoon and then handed them over to K-Fed’s bodyguards 3 minutes later.
Last month Britney was ordered to have random drug testing 2x per week and to take parenting classes. There are few details available about why the judge shifted the physical custody to K-Fed “until further notice” but it is assumed that Britney didn’t fulfill one or more of the requirements that the judge had given her…or.. there is always the possibility that she failed a drug test…
So.. do you think the kids are going to be better off with Federline?
Dennis Rodman, Sex Offender?
In what Rodman's handlers say is just an attempt to extort money from the .. umm.. guy.. a woman at Hennessy's Tavern in Dana Point, California says that Dennis Rodman commited a sexual battery against her. The girl says that Rodman slapped her ass so hard it left a "major mark" on her rump. The Orange County Sheriff's Deparment responded to the call and a police report was taken.
The report is now with the sex crimes unit at the Sheriff's Department.
There's no telling why Rodman smacked the woman. Maybe that's his way of saying hello?Â
