Tourettes Guy – NSFW Video
The last thing I want to do is make fun of someone with a disability. However, Tourettes Guy brings it on himself. He also drinks a lot of beer, which doesn’t help his condition.
***Language Advisory***
Update: After I posted this, I found out that Danny, aka Tourettes Guy, passed away last year after a car accident. RIP Danny! BALLLLLLLLLLLS!
Lloyds is Pants
This is a follow-up. Steve dropped by to let me know the BBC story wasn’t completely accurate, and this video is a bit closer to what really happened.
A Must See Video
Sorry, but you’ve just been Barack Rolled.
RIP Bernie Mac
One of the original Kings of Comedy, Bernie Mac, passed away yesterday in Chicago. He was coarse, used very rough language and was brutally honest in his routines. He was funny as hell though and will be missed. RIP Bernie Mac.
The Future of Fast Food
This is so perfect, why didn’t I think of it? I saw this video at Cows Gone Mad and thought it was hysterical:
I just want to know when a cheeseburger IV will be available.
Sour Man
Tonight I went to eat at Cracker Barrel with my family. When we arrived at the restaurant I had a mini-altercation with a very sour man in the parking lot.
As I was looking for a parking spot, I found one that was actually two spots that if I had wanted to, I could have driven through so that when I left my car would have been pointing the right way and i could have left without using reverse. However, since my car has reverse I didn’t really intend to do that.
However, a sour man in the parking lot apparently had that idea in mind for the two parking spots and was coming around the other way. So when I pulled in on the opposite side, I completely ruined his evening. He gave me the “I hope you burn in Hell” look and threw his car into reverse and went to park somewhere else.
So of course, when we were seated in the restaurant it was near him and he mouthed “learn how to drive” at me. I laughed at him. Why do people want to let something so minor ruin their entire evening? After all, there were TWO parking spots there. I didn’t steal a spot from him. Oh well.
So it reminded me of one of my favorite commercials. I’ve probably posted this one before, but it’s just so great here it is again. It’s the Skittles Sour Man. Enjoy!
Beware of the Bears
This spring and summer I have really gotten back into gardening. I have pots of plants everywhere, compost “cooking” and a big pile of mulch outside.
One of the dangers of gardening, for me anyway, is the chance that I could encounter a snake. I already injured myself once this year while running from a snake that I “found” in the mulch pile. That’s really the reason that the mulch pile is still there.. where it will stay.. and decompose. I won’t touch it.
Anyway, I’ve been told that if you stomp around and make noise, the snakes will hear you and leave the area. I always carry a shovel and bang it on the ground as I walk around the yard now and my friend Tiffany said “Oh, like bear bells?”
So I got this photo in an e-mail from Amy today and it reminded me of that whole conversation with Tiffany about the snake, my insane fear of snakes and “bear bells.”
Out of the Mouthes of Babes….
So Pop-Pop needed a new mouse the other day and was disappointed (to put it mildly) that he had to wait for Wendy to go get gas and drive home to get one while he was left writing out orders by hand. We drove over to give him the new mouse and Wendy taught Walter a new phrase on the way there.
When we drove up, Pop was waiting in the parking lot and pissed off. This video was cut short after Walter said the phrase because we were not too sure what Pop was going to tell us… and we were scared and had to get the hell out of there fast.
It Is Almost Beach Time!
If you're a little bit shy about your body, here's how to buff it up quickly without any exercise -- just in time for the pool or the beach. You'll fool everyone into thinking you worked out all winter!
Work Out With The Stud Muffin
I honestly just don't know what to say about this…
I found this gem over at Regretful Morning
