So, of course I had to share the Double Rainbow video and remixes with my sister and Walter. They loved them and sent me this picture of what they had this for lunch yesterday. Wendy really is a food artist. You might remember some of the awesome things she’s done with bacon.

Nora the piano playing cat

Dog that plays keyboard and sings

Walrus that dances to Michael Jackson

Beatboxing bird

Cockatoo that plays guitar

Parrot who loves ‘death metal’

Parrot that sings Opera

Piano playing horse

Rapping fish

Dancing horse

Tap dancing cow (advert)

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Monkey loves his guitar

Husky sings along to Gwen Stefani

Baby elephant dances and plays harmonica

Animal music news supplied by Claire Stokoe

Makes perfect sense to me. I’ve never seen Jon and Kate Plus Ei8ht and never ever want to. After seeing these idiots all over every show on television fighting their ridiculous battle, I’ve seen quite enough.

James Burden stunned his downstairs neighbor by having a little fun on his trampoline. The woman said she looked out her window and saw him jumping naked, with a cigarette in one hand and his erection in the other.

Burden says he was just having fun and didn’t intend for anyone to see him. He pled guilty to publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner, and approaching his neighbor’s house and placing her in a state of fear and alarm.

Sentencing has been deferred until next month.

There are a lot of fucking creeps, trolls and users out there, so it’s just good to keep that in mind before making any Internet friends.

Sometimes you just don’t. I have to admit, my meter seems to be broken at the moment with the needle stuck to the left. Not giving a fuck goes a little beyond not giving a shit anymore, it’s flat out apathy. And it’s a good thing. Here are 11 people — besides me — who just don’t give a fuck.

Gary Coleman Doesn’t Give a Fuck

RIP Gary. I’m sorry for laughing at the jokes… already.

Eminem Still Doesn’t Give a Fuck

I can totally relate, Em.

Walrus Man Doesn’t Give a Fuck

He’s a real man and not afraid of shrinkage.

Cats Don’t Give a Fuck

Never have, never will. And just try telling them they’re not people and that they don’t belong on this list.

The Girl with this Tattoo Doesn’t Give a Fuck

Someday, I think you might. There are removal options when that time comes.

Mr. Toda Doesn’t Give a Fuck

I fuck not give, Sucka.

Don Rickles Does Not Give a Fuck

And why should he? He’d have your ass whipped by the time the cops got there.

This Guy Totally Doesn’t Give a Fuck

To the fucking extreme of not giving a fuck.

The Little Mermaid Doesn’t Give a Fuck

She just doesn’t, and that’s okay because she’s a little mermaid.

Tricycle Guy Doesn’t Give a Fuck

No need to fucking care. Looks like he’ll have a vehicle soon.

This Is How Much I Give a Fuck

This guy is my hero. I care. Honestly. Just let me finish my cigarette and I’m on it.

Dear Babby,

Hey Crystal,

Thanks for asking Babby. I understand your concerns and have given your situation a lot of thought.

I think I need to break it down here, because you’ve given me a lot of information to process. Here is my impression of your most unfortunate situation:

There’s good news and bad news.

First the bad news: Your daughter seems to have the inability to keep a job. From your message, I get that you’re pretty sure she’s not stealing money. However, have you considered that she may be a crack whore who isn’t good at that job either? If she’s not stealing the money for her pimp, perhaps she’s moderately retarded or just lazy and that’s why the drawer is constantly coming up short.

Now for the good news: She is 20 years old. It’s not your problem anymore.

More bad news: I never published your comment, so your website address and the Google ad you embedded in it won’t be seen by anyone.

A little more good news: Since she’s workering with these managers a lot, she probably won’t have to take your advice and quit. Your current problem will be solved pretty soon and will be replaced by the problem of an unemployable adult child-leech.

You asked what I would do if this were my daughter. Quite honestly, I’d just kill myself in the most painful way possible, right away.

That job do seem to suspicious to me too. Even more suspicious is that a mother would rather see her daughter scrub toilets or pick up cigarette butts than learn how to correctly run a cash register. It’s also just a tad amusing that you would attempt to post this ridiculous garbage on the Internet.

You asked for my opinion; I hope I have fulfilled your every desire.

Good luck,

<3 Babby

Got a question for Babby? Just leave a comment anywhere on this blog and she’ll try to help.

So, the other day some guy decided to make me jealous by getting extra bacon x10 on his Subway turkey melt. He knows I love bacon – I mean, who doesn’t? He also knows that the turkey melt is my favorite sandwich. He had this delicious sandwich for lunch that day while I had cereal, my other favorite food. I couldn’t stop thinking about all that bacon though, so I talked to my sister about it. She happens to run a restaurant and decided to hook me up.

Go read it, then just try to say it’s not special. You’ll see.