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	<description>OMG!!! WTF!!! LOL!!! STFU!!!</description>
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		<title>Comment on Woman Steals Man&#8217;s Genitals by Demetrios</title>
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		<dc:creator>Demetrios</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This story is so bizarre I doubted it was real all the way to the end. Congratulations, you&#039;ve shocked me :).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story is so bizarre I doubted it was real all the way to the end. Congratulations, you&#8217;ve shocked me <img src='http://absolutelytrue.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
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		<title>Comment on 11 People Who Don&#8217;t Give a Fuck by fy</title>
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		<dc:creator>fy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+1</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>+1</p>
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		<title>Comment on Paris Hilton, The Yo-Yo by Danita Bratt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danita Bratt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve been watching Paris Hilton&#039;s BFF. Where do they come across these folks? They are from another planet!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been watching Paris Hilton&#8217;s BFF. Where do they come across these folks? They are from another planet!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Awesome Wedding Entrance by Boundless Photos Wedding Photography</title>
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		<dc:creator>Boundless Photos Wedding Photography</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great entrance, would love to capture one like that!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great entrance, would love to capture one like that!</p>
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		<title>Comment on 11 People Who Don&#8217;t Give a Fuck by what</title>
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		<dc:creator>what</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What, no tecnoviking?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What, no tecnoviking?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Proof That Animals Love Music by People Tomorrow &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Coed Swimming Causes Teenage Pregnancy</title>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/06/proof-that-animals-love-music/comment-page-1/#comment-2601</link>
		<dc:creator>People Tomorrow &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Coed Swimming Causes Teenage Pregnancy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Proof That Animals Love Music [...]</description>
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		<title>Comment on Coed Swimming Causes Pregnancy by People Tomorrow &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Coed Swimming Causes Teenage Pregnancy</title>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/07/coed-swimming-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-2600</link>
		<dc:creator>People Tomorrow &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Coed Swimming Causes Teenage Pregnancy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The mom is suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming that her 13-year-old daughter became pregnant from swimming in its coed pool while on vacation. The lawsuit insists that the girl didn&#8217;t meet any boys while on vacation and that sperm in the pool entered the girl&#8217;s vagina, resulting in her pregnancy. I recommend the mom and her daughter do a little research on the human reproductive system and specifically, how pregnancy happens. There is a short flash film that comes to mind that may help: Read ahead [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] The mom is suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming that her 13-year-old daughter became pregnant from swimming in its coed pool while on vacation. The lawsuit insists that the girl didn&#8217;t meet any boys while on vacation and that sperm in the pool entered the girl&#8217;s vagina, resulting in her pregnancy. I recommend the mom and her daughter do a little research on the human reproductive system and specifically, how pregnancy happens. There is a short flash film that comes to mind that may help: Read ahead [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Natalie Portman is a Bad Ass Bitch by heels shoes</title>
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		<dc:creator>heels shoes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>“Put my foot down your throat ’til your shit’s in my shoe.”haha, ok I agree with you, really bitch</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Put my foot down your throat ’til your shit’s in my shoe.”haha, ok I agree with you, really bitch</p>
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		<title>Comment on American Politics &#8211; Pepsi or Coke? by American Design</title>
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		<dc:creator>American Design</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Since the 1930s, U.S. banks were the flagships of American economic might, and emulation by other nations of the fiercely free-market financial system in the United States was expected and encouraged. But the market turmoil that is draining the nation&#039;s wealth and has upended Wall Street now threatens to put the banks at the heart of the U.S. financial system at least partly in the hands of the government. 

The government&#039;s about-face goes beyond the banking industry. It is reasserting itself in the lives of citizens in ways that were unthinkable in the era of market-knows-best thinking. With the recent takeovers of major lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and the bailout of AIG, the U.S. government is now effectively responsible for providing home mortgages and life insurance to tens of millions of Americans. Many economists are asking whether it remains a free market if the government is so deeply enmeshed in the financial system.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since the 1930s, U.S. banks were the flagships of American economic might, and emulation by other nations of the fiercely free-market financial system in the United States was expected and encouraged. But the market turmoil that is draining the nation&#8217;s wealth and has upended Wall Street now threatens to put the banks at the heart of the U.S. financial system at least partly in the hands of the government. </p>
<p>The government&#8217;s about-face goes beyond the banking industry. It is reasserting itself in the lives of citizens in ways that were unthinkable in the era of market-knows-best thinking. With the recent takeovers of major lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and the bailout of AIG, the U.S. government is now effectively responsible for providing home mortgages and life insurance to tens of millions of Americans. Many economists are asking whether it remains a free market if the government is so deeply enmeshed in the financial system.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Double Rainbow Remix by Double Rainbow Pizza : Absolutely True</title>
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		<dc:creator>Double Rainbow Pizza : Absolutely True</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 00:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] = Double+Rainbow+Pizza;reddit_newwindow=&#039;1&#039;; The Double Rainbow meme is one of our favorites in a long time. The Double Rainbow guy has been auto-tuned and [...]</description>
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