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	<title>Absolutely True</title>
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	<description>OMG!!! WTF!!! LOL!!! STFU!!!</description>
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		<title>Double Rainbow Pizza</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Double Rainbow meme is one of our favorites in a long time. The Double Rainbow guy has been auto-tuned and remixed, but really, nothing beats how in awe he was in the original.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/07/double-rainbow-pizza/</link>
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		<title>Double Rainbow Remix</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The double rainbow remix!]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/07/double-rainbow-remix/</link>
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		<title>15 Porn Parodies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With pop culture providing a constant stream of material just begging to be parodied, the porn industry has stepped up and accepted the challenge, spitting out spoofs faster than a grandmother knits socks.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/07/15-porn-parodies/</link>
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		<title>I Want An iPhone4</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The white one with the bigger gbs is the one I want. I'll go to Walgreens and pick one up today.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/06/i-want-an-iphone4/</link>
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		<title>Proof That Animals Love Music</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have found proof that our animal cousins should be writing music reviews. The following videos show just how much they love music, from playing instruments, singing along to Gwen Stefani, and showing off their Michael Jackson moves.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/06/proof-that-animals-love-music/</link>
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		<title>British Newspapers Criticize Obama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While that may be true, London newspapers are also reporting that Obama called British Prime Minister David Cameron today to say, and I'm paraphrasing, "Nothing personal, bro."]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/06/british-newspapers-criticize-obama/</link>
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		<title>Diddy Defends Maybach Purchase for Teen Son</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No doubt Maybach makes some seriously sweet cars. If you have obscene amounts of money to throw around and want an obnoxiously expensive luxury vehicle, why wouldn't you get a Maybach? In fact, why not get two?]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/06/diddy-defends-maybach-purchase-for-teen-son/</link>
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		<title>People who bought Jon and Kate Plus Ei8ht also bought&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Makes perfect sense to me. I've never seen Jon and Kate Plus Ei8ht and never ever want to. After seeing these idiots all over every show on television fighting their battle, I've seen quite enough.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/06/people-who-bought-jon-and-kate-plus-ei8ht-also-bought/</link>
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		<title>Lewis Black: Milk and Water</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks, Tommy, for sharing this with me. I've watched it several times and still can't stop laughing. He makes some very fuck valid points. :)]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/06/lewis-black-milk-and-water/</link>
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		<title>Buddy Greene: Best Harmonica Player Ever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was unexpectedly good.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/06/buddy-greene-best-harmonica-player-ever/</link>
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