http://absolutelytrue.com OMG!!! WTF!!! LOL!!! STFU!!! Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:53:26 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diT4RONarWE http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/09/homestarrunner-drops-the-f-bomb/ I think I bought one of these.. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/09/sony-releases-stupid-piece-of-shit/ I'm seriously offended by this degree of retardedness. So offended, in fact, that I had to stop what I was doing and post this. While Patrick Swayze was dying and all members of pop culture were calling Kanye West a douchebag, Jessica Simpson had a little bit of drama of her ... http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-goes-full-retard/ Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging! http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/09/hello-world/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euO_QQnUBGw httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcFn1inRRt4 again, thanks @MichDe http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/09/incredibly-freakin-awesome/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D-bShCjGOk thanks @MichDe, I laughed so hard it hurt. http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/09/rofl-fail-rap/ We get asked a lot of things. Little things, big things, funny things, stupid things and some utterly fucking retarded things. Here's where Babby enjoys herself most, because she has the opportunity to help others in a meaningful way. Dear Babby, Hey Crystal, Thanks for asking Babby. I understand your concerns and have ... http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/08/my-twenty-year-daughter/ So, the other day my friend Jason from Regretful Morning decided to make me jealous by getting extra bacon x10 on his Subway turkey melt. He knows I love bacon - I mean, who doesn't? He also knows that the turkey melt is my favorite sandwich. He had this delicious ... http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/08/14-bacons-1-sandwich-awesome/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw This kills me: "Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit's in my shoe." http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/08/natalie-portman-is-a-bad-ass-bitch/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtPiSE4AIO8&feature=player_embedded I don't know how old this is, but it's a gag-fest. Shouldn't her handlers make sure she's put together before putting her on a stage? How hard is it to tuck a string? /facepalm http://absolutelytrue.com/2009/08/yeah-oops-she-did-it-again/