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	<description>OMG!!! WTF!!! LOL!!! STFU!!!</description>
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		<title>What Do You Know About Girl Scout Cookies?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It's that time of year again. Time to dodge girl scouts before they corner you and you have no choice but to buy boxes of cookies, which you will undoubtedly eat and then have to work off at the gym. Over 210 billion calories worth of girl scout cookies are sold each year. At 3,500 calories per pound of fat, that means there are more than 60 billion pounds of fat to burn in the aftermath of cookie season. Yes, girl scouts are evil. ]]></description>
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		<title>Comparing Apple to Apples</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here's a comparison of one of my favorite companies for computers and gadget stuff to one of my favorite fruits.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2012/01/comparing-apple-to-apples/</link>
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		<title>Is the Minority Report Real?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m thinking about committing a crime&#8230; and they already know about it!
Created by: Criminology
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		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2011/12/is-the-minority-report-real/</link>
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		<title>4 Horrifying Situations Found in Forensic Nursing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Forensic nursing sounds kind of cute, almost like the job consists of wearing a sexy nurse outfit while studying the details of a crime from the safety of a lab… and bending over really far to look closely at blood samples.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2011/11/4-horrifying-situations-found-in-forensic-nursing/</link>
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		<title>Generation Mobile: How Cell Phones Shape the Lives of College Students</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Created by: HackCollege
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		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2011/10/generation-mobile-how-cell-phones-shape-the-lives-of-college-students/</link>
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		<title>3 Extremely Offbeat Uses for A Marketing Degree</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ If you've always wanted to make a statement, stand out, or just be able to express your creativity while being showered with thousand dollar bills, there are some offbeat careers in marketing that may be for you. Here are some interesting, offbeat jobs you can earn with the help of a marketing degree.]]></description>
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		<title>Planet Text: How SMS Messages are Changing the World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How did we ever live without mobile phones and text messages? While the technology is still relatively new in he grand scheme of communications, texting has quickly become an integral part of daily life for most of us. What would you do if you suddenly lost the ability to send and receive text messages?]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2011/10/planet-text-how-sms-messages-are-changing-the-world/</link>
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		<title>X-Ray Vision: A Look at Objects Ingested and Inserted</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why do people do these things? We may never know but ask any X Ray Technician about their work and you may just have a very interesting conversation.]]></description>
		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2011/09/x-ray-vision-a-look-at-objects-ingested-and-inserted/</link>
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		<title>The 100-Year History of the Bra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Via: Online Dating
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		<link>http://absolutelytrue.com/2010/09/the-100-year-history-of-the-bra/</link>
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		<title>Fact: Lobsters Are Whores</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lobsters don't mate for life; they get it on with everything coming and going.]]></description>
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