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		<title>So, This Bird Walks Into a Store&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.  He waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1168" title="seagull" src="http://absolutelytrue.com.s67143.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/seagull.gif" alt="seagull" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="154" height="127" />A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.</p>
<p>He waits until the shopkeeper isn&#8217;t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.</p>
<p>Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.</p>
<p>The seagull&#8217;s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he&#8217;s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.</p>
<p>Customers have begun paying for the seagull&#8217;s stolen bags of chips because they think it&#8217;s so funny.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jo-Ann for sending this in!</p>
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