The corpse was thrown from a speeding car and hit Wu Dan when he was on his way home from school.

According to his uncle, here’s how it all went down:

“A car passed and a package came flying out the door. It had a dead woman inside. My nephew was very upset.”

Very Upset. Indeed.

The cops say the deceased may have been the victim of a car accident. The driver who hit her was just being inventive in disposing of the body.

(via DailyRecord)

WTF Fox?

There is a song with a title similar to this, but the word on the screen aren’t a part of the lyrics or anything. Apparently they are a comment that maybe wasn’t supposed to make it to air? Whatever it is, it’s so inappropriate I still can’t believe it.